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04/09/09

A Moratorium on Stimulus-Related Puns, Please

Ones I’ve seen in the past few days:

“I’m one of the many addicted to caffeine; my body can’t get by without its own personal stimulus package each morning.”

“Cutler will provide a much-needed boost to a Bears offense that was in need of a bailout last season.”

There are many more offenders. Please stop.

Slaky311 says:

April 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm

Sometimes I think I’d like to blog about shit that bugs me. There’s a ton of it. But you cover it pretty well. Except for macbooks - which I love.
Eli says:

April 14, 2009 at 3:46 pm

I do my best.

Also, to clarify, I *love* Macs, Macbooks, and the like. If I could shell out for one, I’d have one. That one post was more about a certain kind of person, rather than the actual thing.

Man, now I want a MacBook.