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I use Google Analytics to track traffic and other such things on my site. It’s a great free tool that gives an incredible amount of data, and I highly recommend it to anyone with a blog or website.
One of the tools it offers is the ability to see what search terms people enter into Google that lead them to your site. Periodically, I like to review these, since it gives me an idea of why strangers land on my website.
Here’s a sampling of relevant search terms from the past few months:
lolcats suck
asian hipster
bingo at disneyworld
can a fat guy be a hipster
fat hipster girl
scissor-kicked angela lansbury
france “preventing avoidable deaths”
how fast does nadal run the mile?
josh ritter mormon
lolcat brain suck
stuart scott lazy eye
best milkshake in kansas city
pepper encrusted meatloaf
michael phelps hard ones
perkins restaurant +87th & i-35 kansas city
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you suck
death by cheeseburger
tornado sensationalist
awful olive garden commercials
saving money by stealing
toilet paper money saving tips
what happen to espn’s stuart scott’s eye
what happen to stuart scott eyes
what happened to stuart scotts eye
what is wrong with stuart scott’s eyes
For the last time, I don’t know what happened to Stuart Scott’s eye! Leave me alone!
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Listen, sucker boy, if you wanna have a daggum blog war, then you got a fight comin’ right at your four eyed face. You’ll recognize it because it’ll be wrapped up real tight in the middle of a Jonny Dave furious fist-o-matic. You probably thought that comment about how my momma was wearin’ shorts early this year and wonderin’ how she kept her tan through the winter was all cute, but I cracked your code, dorsel fin. It’s on like Donkey Dong.
You don’t know me, Jonny Dave. If you did, you’d know I’ve only TWO EYES now. Take that.
Yeah, but you’ll be seein’ DOUBLE when I’m through with ya, snot ball.
THIS IS FOR MOMMAS EVERYWHERE!!!!